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I don't want to talk about it.

Little Dinky is a popular figure in the children's literature of the island. Little Dinky's father was the tailor who sewed the Emperor's New Clothes. The tailor used the leftover scraps of material to make a suit of clothes for Little Dinky. Why did Little Dinky throw a clock out the window? ... Because he wanted to see time fly. Why did Little Dinky take a ladder to school? ... Because it was a High School. How many Little Dinkies does it take to change a lightbulb? ... It better only take one because there is only one Little Dinky.

On the counter at the Dew Drop Inn was a revolving rack of postcards, but I was distracted by the blonde behind the counter. "Do you have a view of the volcano?" I asked. She scratched her chin. "Erupting or non-erupting?" "Erupting," I said. "Then no," she said. "So why did you give me a choice?" "To see if you would choose correctly, but you did not, therefore I must ask you to leave." "What? That's preposterous!" "Please leave quietly, sir, unless you prefer to talk to our security man?" "I don't give a darn about your old postcards anyway! I'll draw my own!" "Suit yourself, sir. NEXT!"